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SATIRE: The top tips for every step of the college admissions process

By Priya Klein and Evan Zhang ‘26

It’s late spring at Catlin Gabel School (CGS) and the air is abuzz with excitement for the summer to come: underclassmen rally around spikeball nets in the Quad, seniors find ever-conspicuous reasons to ditch class, faculty map out their vacation itineraries, and juniors lug themselves to the College Counseling Office for weekly sessions of PODS.

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SATIRE: Signs and symptoms of Senioritis

By Olivia Morrison ‘24

Are you a second-semester senior? Do you suddenly feel a complete lack of motivation to complete your homework or go to school? If the answer to these questions is “yes”, then you may be falling victim to Senioritis, a disease characterized by a decline in motivation or performance in school.

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